Today's news, in sonnet.

Now that Deep Throat's been unveiled
Pundits are working overtime
to yell and scream and bleat and wail
leaving trails of noxious slime.

With this new Internet domain,
all pervy websites will be penned.
But now my bookmarks must be changed...
Did I say my? I meant my friend's.

Looks like the bride that runs away
will have probation for a while.
She should get more for that display
of her unnerving toothy smile.

To Michael's jury, I will mention
it's not a crime in his dimension.