Oh dear...

I've heard some shocking news, I'm sure it's going to come as a shock to those who've been following him for a while, so brace yourself:

Virgil Goode said something really stupid.

In no way do I want to aid and assist the Islamic jihadists who want the crescent and star to wave over the Capitol of the United States and over the White House of this country. I fear that radical Muslims who want to control the Middle East and ultimately the world would love to see “In God We Trust” stricken from our money and replaced with “In Muhammad We Trust.”

Oh. Well, OK then.

Fortunately, I've found a representative of the cloth who is a kindred spirit of Mr. Goode, maybe he can help him out following his public service announcement.