Cardassia Prime's in the muthaphuckin' HIZZOUSE!

In the "I couldn't possibly make this up if I drank a bottle of Jose Cuervo and locked myself in a sensory deprivation tank" category, Cirroc Lofton, better known as Jake Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, is creating a rap album.

Now, unfortunately, this CD could be the next AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted and it will still be judged in comparison with Shatner's and Nimoy's work. Maybe Brent Spiner's. Or Tim Russ'. Frickin' TUVOK made music. Who new?

Has anyone who started in Star Trek not been typecast? No one comes to mind. But I'm sure they must've taken that into consideration.

You know, before they started working with Ben Folds.