Today's news, in sonnet.

Pharmacists are domineering:
"Giving birth control is wrong!"
Is it God's voice that they're hearing
or a Monty Python song?

What to do for Mother's Day?
What gifts do loving kids arrange?
Flowers? Lunch where you will pay?
I know! How 'bout a coolant change?

Both sides trust their filibuster
votes will be enough to muster.
Will Repubs lose extra luster?
Or will Dems play General Custer?

And steroids help your daughters grow!
(Just like they do in sports, you know.)