I'm sure of several things...

In the "no kidding, Captain Obvious" category, an article from MSNBC which talks about how credit card companies target the debt-ridden and bankrupt.

I'm sure combatting such predatory lending practices is next on Congress' list.

Just as I'm sure that I'm going to catch the gnome in my refrigerator who turns off the light when you close it.

You know, those little bastards also guard the Lucky Charms when the leprechauns are off having a smoke or a wank break.

Same union.