"Snow Dog...is victorious!"

Not exactly victorious, but Alex Lifeson of Rush has accepted a plea agreement in his Florida case where he will not serve jail time. Power Windows has the story, and here's a statement from Alex which proves, without a doubt, that he's in a progressive rock band.

And I, for one, hope that this incident was merely an aberration and not a return to the progressive rock wars of old. We all remember it: the Tolkien/Rand factions, drive-by spell castings, the huge cybernetic armadillos, the wreckage of double-neck guitars and Chapman sticks...

Let this not be a return to those dark days.