That's entertainment!

Broadway? Feh. Million-dollar blockbusters? Ptui. Literary works of art? Don't make me laugh.

If you want to be entertained, I mean truly entertained, there's only one place to be.

Watching Playstation 3 auctions on eBay.

By the way, now's the time to buy. They're only going for two grand now. I'm not being facetious. Yesterday they were going for 3-4 thousand, easy. I just saw one close out at $1500 and the reserve wasn't met.

It's the most wonderful tiiiiiiiiiiiime of the year...