This caramel cross is good enough for Jehovah!

Once again, I underestimate the ability of companies to mix religious icons with ooey-gooey caramel, because now Russell Stover's getting in the act.

Look, if you must do it, could you at least not fill the cross with caramel? Or nougat, pralines, or rice krispies? That just seems...wrong.

And check out Norbizness in the links, the current post links to Easter candies, with a marshmellow to represent Jesus.

Really. It's too early for me to make this crap up.

As for me, I'll wait for the marzipan mezuzah.