It's two, two, TWO assholes in one!

Hi, God. I'm a big fan of your work, especially pets and chocolate.

But it's been a tough year for us leftists. Could you go a little easy on the cosmic jokes?

Zell Miller to honor Swift Boat Veterans

Thank you.

Now, if the androids invade, print out this article, present it to them, and ask them who they would like to punch in the testicles first. They'll explode in a Harry Mudd-esque burst of paradox-induced gridlock.

Then climb into bed, and pull the covers over your head.