Nov 17, 2004

NOW you're talking.

This is the kind of initiative I like to see from the fast-food industry:

Hardee's unveils the ‘Monster Thickburger’

1420 calories. 107 grams of fat.

Look at the picture. I mean, even the sandwich looks like it's throwing up.

I'm checking on the rumor that for another two dollars a Hardee's employee will push you down and kick you in the heart for ten minutes straight.

And for additional fun, count the contradictions on Hardee's site.