Shiny things detract from existential malaise!

Unless everything I know about people is completely wrong, I can't think of any subject that gets more saliva glands a-flowin' than the CES Expo! Well, maybe Macworld, but that's next week. Anyway, here are the things I would get if I had an unlimited bank account and a mass of melancholic bile in place of my heart...

* The curved monitor.

* The insane Wii weapons. I don't even have a Wii...

* The 150-inch TV. And here's a remote to go with it!

Unfortunately, they didn't have a high-tech way to replicate hu-man love, but there's always next year...