They call me yuckmouth, cause I don't brush...

Ah, to grow up on Saturday morning cartoons in the seventies, where smartass cartoon characters would try to shame you into basic hygiene. Well, Mr. Smartass Cartoon Character, I do brush. Even floss now and then.

What I didn't do was keep up on dental visits, which is why I'm getting two wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow.

Fortunately, I've learned how my immune system works thanks to television and comics.

You know, I wonder if the Cavity Creeps are related to those little cartoon critters that gave people VD in all those old movies in health class...