Are there ANY qualifications for advertising?

Fifteen minutes into the Super Bowl, and you've got the Whopperettes, which was jaw-droppingly bad, and the new website name for Diet Pepsi. OK, that is NOT a diet soda website name to me. That's a website for...something else.

Let me put it this way, there is NO WAY I'm typing "brown and bubbly" into Google when I'm at my job.

And thank God they don't make Mello Yello. I can see it now...

"Like a refreshing golden shower...what's so funny?"