Things I learned in Martha's Vineyard.

Another weekend away (as a consultant, I don't get paid holidays, so I use the weekends as much as possible), this time visiting family in Martha's Vineyard. A few things I picked up:

• The fortress where the Hollywood elite gather to control the liberal media is much better hidden then I anticipated. Maybe next time.
  
• Gas is $3 a gallon...which was less then I expected.
  
• If you're driving an unfamiliar van that has a trailer with a boat, go really easy on the brakes.
  
• Apparently, Chappaquiddick jokes are passé.