Odds and sods (we're all going to hell version)...

* High heels for babies. High heels. For babies. Why? Fucking WHY??? HOW DID IT GET BURNED...sorry.

* James Dobson (yeah, that guy), says Obama's distorting the Bible. That's a level of painful cognitive dissonance that can be simulated by writing COGNITIVE DISSONANCE on a baseball bat and getting a workout with it in a cornfield.

* Salmonella's now popped up in New Jersey...but hey, for us, that's not so bad.

*sigh* Take us home, Nic...