Don't let it be said I don't do requests...

Yeah, I've been out of touch for a long time. Why? Well, I don't want to say, but if you think eastern European dungeons are easy to escape from, well, you're a better man than I.

* OK, I'll admit, I laughed when Mini-Me scored a goal in the trailer, but I laughed even more at this article going on about the career self-destruction of Mike Myers. By the way, the Clone Wars movie looks like it was rendered on an Atari 800...

* Hey, you damn kids, get off my lawn! (I'll make cheap jokes because when I try to think about what's really happening I'm wishing for the dungeon's daily ladle of swill and my beloved poop bucket.)