Today's news, in sonnet.

What's with all the atmospheric danger?
Global warming, or unlucky season?
To whatever heavenly arranger:
KNOCK IT OFF, REGARDLESS OF THE REASON!

Certain politician's booking session
leads us to uncontrollable delight.
Leaving liberals with a valid question:
What wine is best with perp walks, red or white?

Cheney, Libby, Bolton, Rove, and Novak
might be soon together in the slammer,
'cause Fitzgerald seems to have a ball sac
large enough for pants of MC Hammer.

And here's a Katie story just because I
know that Google hits are hard to come by.