Today's news, in sonnet.

London's got Olympic fever!
It'll be a summer sizzler!
Plus all atheletes will receive a
Briton staple: Turkey Twizzlers!

Topics at the G8 summit:
global warming and disease.
And we'll start soon as we're done with
saving Live8 MP3s.

Judith Miller's off to prison.
Cooper would have done the same,
but his source made his decision.
Yet Bob Novak skirts the blame.

President Remedial Reading
deserves a nice big birthday greeting!